Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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