When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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