Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
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you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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