Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
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