Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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