I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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