They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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