oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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