Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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