Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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