K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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