I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.