Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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