i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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