so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
