Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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