So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
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I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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