i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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