Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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