do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
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Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
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I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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