You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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