we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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