i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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