I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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