Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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