Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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