I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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