just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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