i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
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Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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