i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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