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Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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