Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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