Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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