we're blogging at a bar
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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