Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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