She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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