I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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