i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
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I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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