i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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