I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Randomize
