yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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