I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
