So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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