i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
