I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Shitshow foam night was such a success
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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