Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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