If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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