i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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