This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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