butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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