I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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