Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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