so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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