Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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